Hitler's Secret French Love Child?
On my alternate-history forum the other day, someone posted an article from the Huffington Post citing the claim of a deceased Frenchman that he was Adolf Hitler's illegitimate son, from an affair with a French girl Hitler had while a soldier in WWI.
Although the evidence in the original article was somewhat scanty, MSNBC posted this article featuring some more solid stuff, including the German military giving the man's mother money during the occupation of France and the mother having signed paintings created by Hitler. Not to mention the woman's account of the young Hitler seems rather plausible--he's artsy, but really strange.
(It was a bit surprising to see Hitler doing something resembling The Right Thing by his ex and kid. I say "something resembling" because he never agreed to meet the boy and take fatherly responsibilities, but it's better than refusing to take responsibility entirely.)
What's the most amusing part of this story is that the deceased man's lawyer is making noises about trying to lay claim to the royalties for Mein Kampf on behalf of the man's kids. Given the brutality of the German occupation of France, having French people as Hitler's legal heirs is downright amusing. The only way the irony could be more perfect is if Hitler's heirs were Polish or Russian.
(The Nazis viewed Slavs as the lowest of the low and planned to kill tens of millions of them and enslave the rest had they won. Even before that, they were the worst recipients of Nazi brutality--millions of Soviet prisoners of war died because the German army didn't bother to feed them, while I think in Belarus the Nazis took the food out of the area and then offered bounties for dead "insurgents"--in effect paying starving people to kill each other. The French, on the other hand, were "Latins.")
Let's hope some vengeful anti-fascists don't come after the kids, or neo-Nazis don't seek them out to try to worship them. Of course, if the latter takes place, maybe the kids can enlighten them about evil and idiocy of their belief system.